Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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