Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Tornado booty call.. dedication
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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