My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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