It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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