Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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