Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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