I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Dicks are not precious.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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