Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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