I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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