Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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