So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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