he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises