sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.