We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
