Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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