I love black thongs
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Is it because I queefed?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You've changed since you got that strap on
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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