We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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