Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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