I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
whose parrot is this?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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