She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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