she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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