i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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