David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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