doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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