So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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