I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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