Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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