ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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