My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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