All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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