So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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