I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
