Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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