Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We're too hungover to prance.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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