Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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