My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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