So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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