He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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