Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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