So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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