I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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