wake up i wanna do it froggy style
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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