hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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