chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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