fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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