We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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