Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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