i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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