Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.