I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes