Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.