We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.