hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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