I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
that's an acceptable place to lick
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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