please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just gargled with NyQuil
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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