I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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