we have officially lost it.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Randomize