Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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