I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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