I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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