i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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